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A man is dating three women
and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives
each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the
money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was
impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man
is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests
the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was
impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest
breasts.

Rated: 10.00/10 | Votes: 4 | Views: 912 |Submitted: 12/4/2003
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