A young blonde was on
vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the
local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the
"no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde
shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can
get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper
said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch
yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed
for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the
day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman
standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge
9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the
creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its
back, and frustrated, shouted
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