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Make love, not war.
Hell, do both: get married!
* Women's Restroom; The Filling Station.
Bozeman, Montana
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my
standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge,
Massachusetts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg,
Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule
of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with
it.
* Women's Restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

No
matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
with her crap.
* Men's Restroom, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill,
North Carolina.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite
of progress? Congress!
* Men's Restroom, House of Representatives.
Washington, D.C.

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