A newly married couple
returned to their house after being on honeymoon.
'Care to go
upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks.
`Sshhh ' said the
bride. `All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are
paper-thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For
example, how about asking, "Have you left the washing machine door
open" instead?'
So the following night, the husband asks, `I
don't suppose you left the washing machine door open did
you?'
'No, I definitely shut it,' replied the wife who rolled over
and went to sleep.
When she woke up, however, she was feeling a
little randy herself and she nudged her husband and said, `I think I did
leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some
washing?'
'No thanks,' said the husband, 'it was only a small
load and I've done it by hand.'
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