Linda stood by and watched as
the strangest
funeral procession she ever saw passed her.
The
procession consisted of a woman holding
a dog and walking behind two
hearses, with
a long line of women walking directly behind
her.
Curious, Linda walked over and asked
the woman to explain the strange
procession,
to which she replied,
"My husband yelled at me and my dog
attacked
him and killed him. My mother in law yelled
at me for
allowing my dog to attack my
husband, and the dog attacked her and
killed
her. They're in the hearses."
"Wow!" Said Linda, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
The woman answered, "Get in
line."
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