A ducks walks into a bar
and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the
ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and
leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any
grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not
serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve
grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.
The next day,
the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to
yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever
ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!''
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?''
Confused, the bartenders says no.
''Good!'' says the duck.
''Got any grapes?''
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