Short
version:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and
leave them
in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a
towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife
along the way, flash
her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your
gut to see
if you have pecs. (No.)
4. Turn on the
water.
5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)
6. Get in the
shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use
one.)
8. Wash your face.
9. Wash your armpits.
10. Wash
your penis and surrounding area.
11. Wash your ass.
12.
Shampoo your hair. (Do not use conditioner.)
13. Make a shampoo
Mohawk.
14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
15. Pee.
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17.
Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife,
flash her.
Long version:
Replace #10 with: Masturbate using
soap.
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