There was this teacher who
was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the
picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she
gave them a clue, 'It has a long neck.' One kid answered,
"Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra.
Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. 'This animal has
stripes.' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one,
that of a deer.
The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly
she came up with one!..she asked them 'what does your mother call your
father?'
Suddenly one child got up and answered 'HORNY
BASTARD!'
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