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There was a married couple who
were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The
doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because
she was so thin. The husband then donated some of his skin.

However,
the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband
requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very
delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she
ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her
youthful beauty.

She was alone with her husband one day, and she
wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to
thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay
you."

The husband replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey. I get
plenty thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on
your cheek!"

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