A woman reporter is driving
a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion
pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge.
The woman
stops and says, "Captain! Do you need some help with the
camel?"
The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge but she's
welcome to try.
The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from
the back and POW... smashes the camel's testicles with the bricks. The
camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert.
The captain
drops his pants and says, "Great! Do me next, I've got to catch that
son of a bitch!"
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