A new lieutenent in the
French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal
shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, "The base is rather
isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?"
The corporal
replies, "On Fridays, they let us use the camels."
The
lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing. After a few weeks, however, the
new officer is very lonely. He decides that if everyone else is doing it,
why shouldn't he.
The next friday, the young lieutentent slinks over to
the camel pens and, after looking around, drops his pants and starts humping
a female camel. The camel is not amused and makes a huge uproar.
The same
corporal comes in to investigate. "Lieutenent! What are you
doing."
"Come on man," replied the embarresed officer,
"You yourself told me we could use the camels on
Fridays."
"Yes sir," replied the corporal. "But most
of us just ride them into town."
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