A brunette walks into the
doctor's office and says, "My body hurts wherever I touch it."
The
doctor says, "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow,
and she screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams. Then she
pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a
brunette are you? You're really a blonde."
She says, "Yeah. How did
you know?"
He says, "Your finger is
broken."
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