Two guys go hunting. Jerry
has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to
the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make
a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a
quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream.
He rushes
back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes
crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down
my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my
pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I
couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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