Three fans are walking to
Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot
sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked
woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast.
The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee
fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police.
The cop
lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red Sox
cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted
it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan
said, "What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?"
The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Yankee cap,
there's an asshole under it."
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