Mr. Brown the old history
teacher had a dirty mouth. He was always saying something off color or
suggestive.
One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock
of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "we are tired of your
filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time
you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the
principal."
Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking
they had cowed him.
The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown
is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read.
Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this
interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and
fuck the servicemen over there for $100 a day." All at once the girls
get up and head for the door.
"Wait a minute!" shouted Mr.
Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till
Thursday!"
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