The blind man was out
walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the
man's leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted
the dog's head.
Having watched what happened, a passerby said,
"Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your
leg!"
"I know," said the blind man, "but I gotta find
his head before I can kick his butt."
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