John receives a phone call.
"Hello," he answers.
The voice on the other end says,
"This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
John:
"Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it
was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked
and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John:
"Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant
and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you ARE a good
sport."
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