Once upon a time Nasa
decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was
Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200
pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the
Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst
the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the
space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.
First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their
arms. Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their
speeches and got a rousing round of applause. Suddenly, out came the Russian
with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the
crowd, and asked "Has anyone got a friggin'
match?"
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