20. Try
to sell homemade LSD to caller.
19. "Still not used to this
whole electricity thing, huh?
18. Proclaim your undying
love.
17. Advise the customer to lick the power supply.
16.
"So, what are you wearing?"
15. Constantly refer to caller
as "Pumpkin."
14. As you look up a part number, whistle
loudly in a monotone.
13. "You've got to be
kidding."
12. "What you do is get yourself 50p and go and
buy a clue.
11. Use baby talk.
10. "I don't get paid
enough to deal with jerks like you."
9. Ridicule the inadequacy
of the caller's system.
8. "Yo no hablo ingles."
7.
Use metaphors based on your experiences with rabid dogs.
6. Laugh
maniacally.
5. Twist the callers words to make it seem as if there is
no problem.
4. "You're screwed. You're just
screwed."
3. Encourage the caller to pound on the CPU
casing.
2. Try to set up caller with your second cousin.
1.
"How the hell did you get access to a
computer?"
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