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A
couple was going out for the evening. They had gotten ready, all dolled up,
cat put out, etc. The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out the door,
the cat shot back in. They didn't want the cat shut in the house, so the
wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the cat
out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye
to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the
cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said. "Stupid old thing was
hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to
come out!"
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