A guy goes over to his
friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is
Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well,
you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down
and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I
have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and
throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer
and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of
them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of
them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell,
opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws
another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer
and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says,
"You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony
thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200
bucks he owes me?"
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