Bill Clinton, Al Gore
and Bill Gates all die in a plane crash. They are standing before God,
seated on his throne.
God asks Al: "What do you
believe?"
Al says: "I believe in the earth. I believe if we
don't protect it, the whole earth will die."
God says: "I
like that, come sit at my left. Bill Clinton, what do you
believe?"
Bill Clinton says: "I believe in people. I
believe the people should be empowered. I believe no one has the right to
tell someone else what to do."
God says: "I like that, come
sit on my right. OK Bill Gates, what do you believe?"
Bill Gates
says: "I believe you're in my seat."
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