Why Women are the
Luckier Sex Part 1
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We
can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
4. We get to flirt with
systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we
blow up our computers.
5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous.
When men buy a blowup doll, it's pathetic.
6. Our boyfriend's
clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in
ours.
7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
8.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
9. We've never lusted after
a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
10.
Taxis stop for us.
11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the
life insurance.
12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the
point?).
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