A litte boys goes to
his father and asks him the difference between hypothetical and a
fact.
His father tells him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with
the mailman for a million dollars.
The boy asks his mother and she
replies "Hell yeah."
He tells his father what she says and
then his father tells him to go ask his sister if she would sleep with the
principal for a million dollars.
He asks and his sister replies
"Yes."
He again tells his father what the answer was. The
little boy asks "So what's the difference?"
The father
replied "Hypothetically we're rich, the fact is we're just living
with a couple of whores."
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