There were two white men and one
black man and they had all gone to hell. The devil said, "If you put
your dick in my hand and it melts I will let you go."
So one white
man did it and it melted so the devil said, "Alright you can go."
The other white man did it and it melted so the devil said,
"Alright you can go too".
Then the black man did it and it
didn't melt.
So the devil said asked, "Wait a minute how come
yours didn't melt?"
The black man replied "because chocolate
melts in you mouth not in your
hand."
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